Desperados

I wrote this post quite some time back but didn't quite finish it cause I'm really busy with work. Who am I kidding? I'm just plain lazy lah. So now I'm here to finish it.

Warning: Pretty long post.

Before I start, let's have some digression here:

Mad dog hasn't been barking recently which is probably because my heroic senior sales manager told him off in front of our wimpy MD. This Japanese old fool is another useless good for nothing.

Anyway, I think mad dog has been warned not to do that anymore.

His reason for doing so was that if he didn't do it, our numbers won't go up. I say that's total bullshit! Always put people down. 不把人当人看！My manager simply said that now numbers also never go up what? Which is quite true because of the lack of motivation after getting barked at every morning. So now he shuts his trap. How long will that last I'm not sure.

Alright! Back to the topic on hand. I initially titled this post horny guys but after some thought find it inappropriate. All guys are horny but not all horny guys are desperate. Agree?

Before I met SMBF, most guys I encountered are desperate idiots. They just wanna have one night stands or be fuck buddies. I don't understand why but I'm just fucking suay.

WHY ARE ALL THE GUYS I MEET HORNY BASTARDS? THEY JUST WANNA GET INTO YOUR PANTS AND DISAPPEAR AFTER THAT! THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH IN THIS WORLD OK? ASSHOLES!

A good example would be of this guy which I can't remember his name and I can't be bothered. Why should I? He is of no significance to me and my life except that he pissed me off badly.

I got to know him though a social app and he pestered me to no end. Kept asking me to meet up with him in a hotel. He is abso-fucking-lutely backcrap crazy.

Despite me asking him to fuck off, he kept coming back to ask the same question. Despos are very thick skin people.

Once I had enough of him and told him that I already have a boyfriend (A lie I made up to get rid of him.) and he better stay away from me. Guess what he said? He actually ask me to ask my boyfriend if he wanna play 3P together. THE CHEEK OF HIM!

Arghhhhh.. It makes my blood boil just thinking back about it. I ask him if he is crazy. Which guy in the right mind would want to see their own girlfriend getting fucked by another guy right in front of their eyes? He thinks he is living in some very ang moh and open-minded country.

His reply is who knows my boyfriend may like it. Grrrrrrrrr.. I happen to know that he is married and has a daughter so I told him off. I said if he can tolerate seeing his wife and daughter getting fucked by another guy together with him then I may consider his request. I'm such a badass.

Luckily he dare not reply at all. I cannot imagine if he said okay and did it. KNN! He will become SCUMBUG OF THE CENTURY!

I kinda pity his wife and kid. I so regret not having screenshot his msg to me and his photo so I can shame him here.

Another desperado I met was when I was working in D&B. My job was to convince all the moneylenders to get the package from us for credit report.

So there was this guy named Jim working in 1 of the moneylending company. (I'm not gonna say which moneylending firm). He is probably the most ancient person I ever met not having even a facebook account.

The 1st time I drop by his office to introduce myself, he started messaging me after I left. Ain't got a choice because company uses our personal number on our namecards.

Initially, he seemed nice and I wanted his business so I just entertained him by chatting with him. He started saying stuff which hints me that he is interested in me. Like asking me out for dinner and stuff  (Say say only la. Never really take action).

He told me he is only 3 years older than me and I laughed. I thought he was like in his mid forties already with the bulging belly and receding hairline. Now now. I do not judge people from their looks and if he is sincere, I wouldn't mind being his friend at all.

But I think I was being too nice to him to the extend he thinks he has a chance with me and he started asking really weird question like if I mind if my boyfriend being a high sex drive individual.

I started to get really pissed. WHY? WHY IDIOTS LIKE HIM APPEAR IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME? CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I AM ALWAYS IN THIS SORT OF PREDICAMENT?

Being the straight forward person I am, I told him straight that if he just wants to bed me then say so. Don't give all the crap that he likes me and stuff. Initially, he denied and kept saying he really like me thus kept pestering me to be his girlfriend immediately. (I suspect that the moment I became his girlfriend, he can officially fuck me.)

I told him no. You like a girl, you use actions to prove it. Not just use mouth to say. He doesn't even bother to make an effort in dating me. Just use message and he only messages me when he sees me in his office. Kakaka.. Anybody can say whatever they want and it doesn't mean a single shit with no actions to prove. So I told him come on. We are adults. Just tell me what you want.

He finally admitted that he wants to have sex with me and if I'm willing to do it. I said no. Why don't you go fuck yourself? I will not lower myself just because I want to close a deal with you. I am not that cheap.

Thereafter, he still occasionally messages me telling me he likes me and if I can please have sex with him. I ask him why? Why must have sex? Even if I'm his girlfriend and I'm not willing to he also cannot force me what!

He came up with some story like how he is sick and needs to release else it will get swollen (I assume he is talking about his balls here) and it will affect his leg causing him not to be able to walk.

Everybody now laugh together with me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOTIC GIRL DOES HE THINK I AM? DO I LOOK RETARDED? HUH? DO I? FUCK YOU! MY IQ IS A (Let's be modest here) 100x HIGHER THAN YOU!

I decided to go along with his lies and ask him why don't he just masturbate? That would settle it right? If he just needs to release.

He said he don't know how to. What kind of an idiot doesn't know how to masturbate? Really laugh die me seriously. He doesn't realize how stupid he sounds. Really treating me like a retard.

He also said he hasn't had a girlfriend for like a few years already ever since his ex girlfriend of 10 years died because of cancer. Awwwwww.. So sad. Clever move on his part to gain sympathy. I give him credit for that. I am not a person made of steel but I was way too pissed with his intentions of trying to cheat me into having sex with him to have any sympathy for bastards like him.

So anyway, I asked him what happened between the years he didn't masturbate or have sex? Wouldn't his condition have worsened till he became a crippled now?

He said he has all along been taking medication to curb it. So obviously I told him to carry on with the medication la. What's so difficult?

Guess what?

He said he can no longer take the medication because it's making his blood turn thin. Wahahahahahaha! What a fucking coincidence! Before know me, take medication. After know me cannot take medication anymore cause of blah blah blah..

Crap load of bullshit!

I have since stopped contacting him after leaving that company and he never bothered looking for me again. Like me leh.. Hah! What a joke! He probably msg multiple girls in a day and see if he gets lucky in banging any guillible girl that naively believes in him.

I took careful measures never to go past his office again in case he sees me and remember he still hasn't got me thus coming back to harass me. I can of cause jolly well report him for sexual harassment but it's too much of an hassle for me.

I sincerely hope his condition is real and he dies from it. Better still, become a crippled and never ever get laid again. Who knows what kinda disease he has. Pui!