Chinese blog

I have always wondered about people wrote the blogs in Chinese. Usually 2 lines into the blog I fell asleep. I can never understand what is it like to be writing in Chinese. I have decided to give it a try today. Here goes nothing,

今天是一个风和日丽的一天，可我却他妈的感觉很无聊。所以我才想尝试写华文的部落格，要不然你们以为我真他妈的没事做吗？写到这里，我真是写不下去了。

你妈的！写个华文的部落格还真是挺麻烦的。你奶奶的，我不写了！到此为止！

Alright! That was my pathetic attempt at writing a Chinese blog. Not that my Chinese is not good. In fact, fyi, I excel in my language very well indeed. I just prefer to converse in English.

I feel like I can convey my feelings much better in English than in Chinese even though I had like a higher score in my Chinese than in English. That's weird now when I think back about it.

Anyway, I just did a very bo liao thing. I tried translating whatever I wrote in Chinese on Google Translate and this came out.

"Today is a sunny day, but I feel very fucking boring. So I just wanted to try to write the Chinese language blog, or else you think I fucking do it all right? I write to you, I really get stuck.

Your mother! Write the Chinese language blog really is very troublesome. Your grandmother, I do not write! So far!"

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's like so freaking funny though overall still quite accurate! Your mother! Ahahahahaha! Pardon me while I go laugh till my womb explodes in my uterus.